Walang Personalan! =p

Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence

La Salle: Our president should comtemplate more in improving the lives of Filipinos.
Ateneo: We must contemplate profoundly the true meaning of being a Christian.
AMA: Nagpunta ko sa party ang daming pagkain kaya lang contim plate

Paboritong drinks ng mga Kolehiyala

DLSU: Chilled Bottled Frappuccino lang
Ateneo: Drizzling _Mocha slush
AMA: magsusuntukan muna dahil sa pustahan sa ICE TUBIG!!!! nyehehehe

Coffee Hangouts ng mga Kolehiyala

DLSU: Starbuck syempre!
Ateneo: always Seattle's Best!
AMA: kopiko at isang basong tubig sa Lawton...

School Acronyms

DLSU - Di Lusot Sa UP
PSBA - Philippine School Beside Ateneo
FEATI - Filipino Estudyante Aral Tabing Ilog
PLM - Pamantasan sa Likod ng Mapua
PMI - Pamantasan Malapit sa Ilog

Reaskyon ng mga School kapag nakakita ng seksi!

ATENEO - Wow! She's so gorgeous!
UA&P - Let's date tonight!
UP - Ganda nya paaaare!
ADAMSON - Shet! Chicks!
AMA - Hoy! Mas maganda pa si Jolina! Beeeeeeeeeeh

Mahirap University

Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.


Deodorant

Ateneo- secret
La salle- sure
UST- rexona
UP- babes
NU- splash deowhitener
PUP- tawas
AMA- dinidikdik na stork, sing lamig pero di sing mahal

How do you know?

In a grand ballroom party conducted by the Philippine Society of Colleges and Universities, the Chairman of the Board got curious in knowing what particular schools attended the big celebration. So he checked out the house where it was all happening. Guess who he found out and where he found them?

* UP Diliman - everybody was lined up to the attic to have a fraternity ritual
* UP Los Banos - they were in the garden mowing the lawn
* UP Manila - they were into "drugs"
* Ateneo - they were inside the TV room with a microphone chanting the "BLUE EAGLE" spelling
* La Salle - they were eavesdropping
* San Beda - some were beside the Ateneans while others were at the bedroom with some Paulinians
* St. Paul - they thought they were with the Ateneans
* La Consolacion - they wanted to be the Paulinians
* Holy Spirit - they want the Paulinians
* Miriam - they were beside the room of the Ateneans . . . like always
* Assumption - they were inside the bathroom three hours already since arriving
* St. Scholastica - they were next in line with the bathroom
* CEU - some were doing the dishes while others were busy with the laundry
* St. Louis - they were in front of the air condition
* UE - they don't know what's air condition
* UST - they were everywhere
* FEU - they were nowhere
* MLQU - sob! they were not invited
* San Sebastian - How the hell did they pass by security?
* Letran - the Security
* Mapua - they were fixing the leak in the roof
* TIP - they were the ones who created the leak
* NU - they were outside the house selling cigarettes
* JRC - they were the ones buying
* Adamson - went to Luneta instead
* Sta. Isabel - they were Adamson's dates
* CRC - what the hell is this party for?
* PSBA - what the hell is CRC?
* NCBA - what the hell is PSBA?

Multivitamins

UA&P- pharmaton
Ateneo- rogin-e
La Salle- centrum
UST- clusivol
AMA- star rice

How do you know students by smell?

DLSU: Polo
ADMU: Hugo Boss
San Beda: Banana Republic
UP: Penshoppe
UE: Bench
Adamson: Axe
PUP: Downy
AMA: Lysol

Favorite looney tune character of colleges

DLSU: taz
ADMU: bugs bunny
UP: sylvester
UST: tweety
FEU: porky pig
AMA: Marvin... and Jolina

Reaksyon ng mga estudyante kapag nakakita ng prostitute

UP: bayaran!
DLSU: flirt!
ADMU: loose!
San Beda: how much?
PWU: hi classmate
FEU: hi suki!


School's reaction when flooded


La Salle: Oh my God its baha!
Ateneo: #### its flooded again!
UST: Tangina, baha na naman!
UP: Puta pare baha!
PUP: Tara ligo tayo!

Reaction upon loss of a wallet

DLSU: Lost my credit cards!
ATENEO: Lost 10 grand!
UST: Lost my Cartier wallet!
UP: Lost my driver's license, too!
AMA: Ay! Nasama yung picture ni Jolina!

Nang dahil sa magic mirror

may isang magic mirror, at tatlong estudyante from UP, Ateneo at La Salle. Kung sino man ang magsinungaling sa harap ng magic mirror ay magvavanish.

UP: I think i am the smartest student in the Philippines
At bigla siyang naglaho
Ateneo: I think i am the richest student in the Philippines.
At bigla siyang naglaho
La Salle: I think..
at bigla siyang naglaho...

hahaha (peace!)

ponder with me!

And I really don't know If I'm still normal or what. Well, it's because I do have irregular sleeps for the last three weeks. But hell, being a Biology major student, I must have a perfect time management.

Grades are still on an above-average to average median. Shoot. Dreaming of a flat one grade is possible, if I'm trapped in a book-locked room. As of now, I'm happy if it's a 1.5 to 2.0. As long as it's not lower than 2.5, that's totally OKAY. Currently, I'm still adjusting - by means of the demanding and the hectic schedule and life as a college student in the country's premier university.

And I do hope I could still manage to be at least in the honor roll for this semester. Haaaayyy =)

Life is unfair, I must deal with it ALWAYS.

Vieilles habitudes conservatrices

Pronounced as 'viel habitoo conservatris' (not sure though..), it's a french word for OLD HABITS DIE HARD. I could just remember this as a song (or not).

Anyways, we don't have any classes last Friday due to the KADAYAWAN FESTIVAL - an annual festival of the city wherein our forefathers would showcase their talents on tribal dancing, thanking their respective Bathalas for their wonderful and bountiful goods that they've harvest. Somehow, fruits especially Durian are on its peak season thus prices were down by up to 20 pesos per kilo. (Yum!). But, too much of it would cause uneasiness, drowsiness - the same feeling of being drunk and the downside of durian is that it contains a high-level of cholesterol content. But hell ?! Who could resist Durian - a fruit that smells like hell, but tastes like heaven?? I guess the probability is low.

Anyways, mom bought two pirated dvd's (sorry Chairman Edu Manzano =p), of which all of them were collections of DISASTER MOVIES. I can't resist to watch them all! But I can't, I simply can't. Lots of things to do - assignments, homework, and a whole lot more. Let me enumerate those movies in the dvd collection:

The Day After Tomorrow - Love it! I watched it for 3 times since 2005.

War of the Worlds - I haven't watch this movie =(

Category 7 - Truly amazing. Astounding!

Turbulence 2 - Amazing.

The Sinking of Japan - Whoaaaaa! All hail to Japanese men, arigato guzaymas sayonara !!


I really enjoy watching those movies especially if the genre is all about disaster - man vs. nature ika nga. But hell, it itrudes my study period, and also I had a hard time to utilize my leisure to work, but still I manage to utilize those things which I maintain the balance of it. But despite all these, I crammed. But it's okay since I answered, uhhm maybe 75% of the questions in Biology. Whewww.

Another set of long tests but old habits are really hard to resist. =|

"BROWNIAN" thoughts

And if you're not mistaken, yes my title for this post is BROWNIAN thoughts.

What's Brownian by the way? Well, Brownian Movement as what pioneering scientists in the world define as a rapid, constant moverment of movement of molecules in a certain container. Thus, if you could comprehend with the word 'thought', then obviously I had so many thoughts need to be publish in this blog.

And it's been a long time since my last post (well, you would experience this phrase some whenever I missed blogging for almost a week; just take a look to my archives though).

Somehow, I don't have time to publish my thoughts since the first day of august - which is my birthday.

So many things to consider and reconsider. All I did for the past weeks was to study and to study and TO STUDY - INFINITELY !! But hell, I'm loving it! And I don't know why. I find it weird. Am I insane?? uhhmm .. partly yes or no .. whatever.

And last week was the most tremendous week that I've encountered SO FAR. Because classes were suspended last Friday (because of SK registration which I didn't made myself to be registered on our barangay .. hehe) one of our exams was moved on to the next wednesday. So you could imagine on TUESDAY, it's our Biology-Laboratory practical exam - moving exam to be more precise, then by WEDNESDAY, it's our Chemistry 16-Lab and Math 11 long exam. And the finale was yesterday, SATURDAY, our Chemistry 16-Lecture 2nd long exam. The ultimate. And this week?? another set of exams and I really need REST but I CAN'T.

Academic Pressure really SUCKS if you really don't like the subjects you're studying. Luckily, I like bio and chem.


Okay, let's have a quick glance to my home - my neighborhood. I find these bunch of asses annoying for a definite reason. Let me enumerate those asses.


Ass no.1 - The Hen and the Rooster - at the back of our house lies a vacant and PURCHASED LOT. But I find my pesky neighbor really annoying because og his roosters and hens. Imagine, he's super obsessed with his chickens! One time I found him talking - with his CHICKENS! Yikes! He's deranged!! So our backyard was filled or INFESTED with chickens! Darn! And when rain comes, the aroma of chicken's poop would diffuse inside our kitchen. Sarcasm. But I think, someone in the neighborhood reported this illegal act to the City Health. HAAY SALAMAT.

CASE SOLVED


Ass no.2 - The Drunkard Singer- at the facade of our house lies to houses - the good thing was, it's their left and right side that was faced in our frontyard. Then just meters away from those two houses lies the house of ass no.2. He's definitely the most FUCKING neighbor that I've encountered. He even doesn't know what MANNER is! It goes like this:

He and his best bud were on a drinking spree at least thrice a week. Of course, videoke wouldn't be absent just to fill their alcoholic atmosphere. I could really hear their boisterous laughters, and most especially, their disturbing out-of-tuned voices! Well, there's nothing wrong with that UNLESS if they sang and drank til the wee hours of the morning! I pity those houses in front of them because they cause disturance especially those who were asleep at night.

CASE UNSOLVED - hell


Ass no.3 - The Mistress - If our gates were made of steel, I should put a big signage with those big bold letters of "DON'T BLOCK THE DRIVEWAY". Some people can't comprehend this warning easily. One good example is this certain car, a KIA car, wherein it always parks in our frontyard and as if waiting for someone. Then after a minute or two, a young lady (resembling to a japayuki) would went to the car and poof! The car sped of in a hasty manner. I smell something fishy. And I think Mr. Kia is hiding something from his oh-so lovely WIFE. Hmmm. Nakakintriga.

CASE UNSOLVED - double hell


TOTAL ERADICATION needed from these useless CRAPS - literally.

on my seventeen years of existence

FACT:

I'm turning seventeen on the first day of August. Yikes. I'm a year older, again, but still I'm cute and not looking older than my physiological age. Double yikes! In my seventeen years of existence, I learned something more about LIFE:


When I was younger, say, my pre-adolescent age, I used to taunt and give rude remarks to my classmates whenever they recite in the class. Usually, it goes like this, "Yucks, it's pronounced as this, not that etc., or hey! check your grammar please". Honestly, I didn't realize that I'm hurting my classmates feeling and the effect was quite catastrophic - it lessens their self-esteem and their reputation becomes lower. Also, they become pessimists. Needless to say, it's quite obvious to think that during my graduation, I didn't receive any awards in the Deportment section. Nice one. Nevertheless, I was once an immature brat, as if everything that came from me was a right thing to do.

Second, I learned to be more happy about what's happening around me and also I learned to be more optimistic. I tell you. Being optimistic helps you a LOT. I practiced to be like this and it really helps, mind you. If you're a pessimist, then, you'll not survive the complexities of the world. I used to be a moody person, well up to now. I can't really avoid it though especially if I'm overstressed with my academic life. UP kasi 'tol!

I learned to be more friendly. Aside from food, I used to be picky when it comes on choosing your friends. In life, you need them. If you have no friends at all - you're DEAD! Basically, if I didn't feel him/her to be my friend, I just ignore him/her. But today, in college, it's a totally different thing! I mean you must possess the Filipino trait, which is Pakisama to others. I felt secured and I felt more happy when I had lots of friends here in my school.


Basically, growing up is the hardest part of a teenager's life. Somehow, mistakes are meant to be learned. In life, different transitional processes don't occur in just a single snap. You need to be patient, disciplined, and persevered to do the transitions of maturity. Being mature is not an easy task to do with. You have to deal with different kinds of attitudes in school, work and also you have to deal with the fast-paced LIFE. I can't tell that I'm already matured, but I am confident that I'm in the stage of going through with MATURITY.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ME - after 6 days pa!

The Joy of Prelims

It's been a long time since my last post. I've been busy for the past two weeks. And I had learned something.

Being a BIO-student of University of the Philippines is not a SIMPLE task to deal with. You have to undergo these sacrifices:


-No TV. (actually wala na akong time to watch even tv patrol!)
-No PC or net (I had no time for these)
-Be prepared for sleep deprivations (yeah, 5 hours is the maximum period of my sleep so far..)
-Had a cold coffee break. (mind you, it really works)
-Study everyday! - And CRAMMING is NOT the best POLICY!
-make things organized and budget your time.
-Don't pressure yourself. Relax, chill yourself with a glas of cold coffee.



Practically, this is just the beginning - welcome to HELL!

The Winner Takes ALL

Day 126 marks the end of a long journey but at the same time a new beginning for four housemates. However, one life specifically is changed in the grandest, most possible way. Her determination and tight grasp on her dreams led Sassy Girl Beatriz Saw to where she truly belongs – at the top and as this season’s Big Winner.

The Big Night at the Big Dome opened with of course a big bang with a fiesta theme to celebrate the big event. All ex-housemates, Slovenian BB housemate Tina Semolic and host Toni Gonzaga were present in the opening salvo of the show to welcome the four remaining housemates – Wendy, Bea, Gee-Ann and Mickey. The Big Four were transported out of Kuya’s abode in style, riding in separate vintage cars to the Araneta Coliseum. They were then placed inside a mock confession room, where they wore eye patches and headsets.

Queen of Gameshows Kris Aquino took everyone on a trip down memory lane, reminiscing the highs and lows of the season. From the first day inside the house, where we met six housemates to the completion of the twelve, the secret housemates, official housemates and those who entered the yellow house’s door to share their lives to the last week where six housemates were again left, it was a roller coaster ride everyone all enjoyed to the end.

A season would not be complete without the Big Debate and Big Brother delivered that tonight with a twist. Comedians Jon Santos, Candy Pangilinan, Giselle Sanchez and RS Francisco made a spoof of the remaining four housemates, explaining to everyone why they deserve Kuya’s golden kalabasa. Jon as Mickey showed off his dancing prowess while Candy brought the house down with her Beatriz signature laugh. Giselle fluttered her eyelashes ala Gianina and RS spat out memorable lines from this season’s most controversial housemate Wendy.


Then it was the real Big Four’s turn to say their final words to their supporters. Bea again told everyone that she only showed her real self. "Kung ano ako noon, eto pa rin ako ngayon. Ginawa ko lahat ng paraan…kaya ako nakaupo ditto ngayon." the lass from Bicol stated. Gee-Ann again stated her huge transformation as a housemate. "Lahat-lahat nagawa ko. Sayaw, kanta, laba, plantsa…lahat kinaya ko." Wendy on the other hand asked for understanding from the people. "Sana maintindihan ng mga tao ang ginawa ko. Sorry, tao lang. May dahilan kung bakit nandito ako." Mickey this time was at a loss for words and could only mutter a few words. "Just be myself and hinarap lahat ng hamon. I enjoyed my stay in the house." At this point Kuya thanked all of them for their stay inside this house. He hoped that they discovered something about themselves and learned great life lessons which they will share with others outside his house. Kuya imparted his final message to the Big Four – that they be understanding, be thankful to the people and the Lord above and remain humble.

‘Til the final moment, Big Brother had a special surprise for the four. They got the chance to be congratulated first by people very close to their hearts. Bea got encouraging words from her ninong Fr. Baltazar Imperial, who was like a 2nd father to her. Gee-Ann could only hug her old nanny, Yaya Conching who was her constant companion growing up. Wendy said sorry over and over again as she hugged her mom, who assured her that things will be OK. Mickey was once again speechless at the sight of his older brother Angelo, who flew in from Switzerland just to witness this momentous night.

The last three minutes of the show revealed a special tribute for the previous winners of the first season, celebrity edition and teen edition. Nene Tamayo, Keanna Reeves and Kim Chiu all entered Big Brother’s house simple people and emerged as empowered women.

Then it was time for the moment of truth with SGV and Co.’s Juliet Bautista handing Toni the official results. Cheering Chick Gee-Ann Abrahan garnered 21.58% of the votes making her this season’s 4th Big Placer. Gee-Ann emerged all smiles to the chant of the crowd after Jayson Gainza and SBB’s Tina announcement. She received P200,000 courtesy of My Marvel Taheebo and a Polo Air Travel and Tours Hong Kong trip package for 2.

After SGV and Co.’s Rosanna Fajardo’s confirmation of the results, Celebrity Edition’s Zanjoe Marudo and ABS-CBN Head for TV Production Cory Vidanes called Wendy Valdez out into the stage as PBB’s 3rd Big Placer. Despite the crowd’s not so warm reception, the Commercial Babe put on a brave face and addressed the audience. "OKlang po, basta ‘wag lang po masaktan ang family ko. Kahit po naiinis kayo sa akin, pagbinabanggit ninyo ang pangalan ko, salamat na rin at pinapansin ninyo ako." She received P300,000 from My Marvel Taheebo and a Polo Air Travel and Tours 3-city Asian Tour of Bangkok, Hong Kong and Singapore.

Mickey Perz could not believe that he has become this season’s 2nd Big Placer. He immediately hugged his mom and relatives upon seeing them. Keeping his message short and sweet, the Fil Austrian has nothing but good words for his supporters. "Salamat sa pagtiwala at pagmamahal ninyo sa akin." Mickey takes home P500,000 from My Marvel Taheebo plus a Polo Air Travel and Tours 3-US City tour to San Francisco, Los Angeles and Las Vegas.

Beatriz Saw was flashing a 1000 watt smile when she entered the big stage via a huge globe. After verification from SGV and Co.’s Ante Aserol and ABS-CBN Head Charo Santos-Concio’s announcement of her win, Bea was engulfed in a group hug by family and relatives. Bea, helping make Season 2 have the biggest vote turn out that surpassed even the previous season and editions's total number of votes, got 30.29% of the votes. The Sassy Girl will be taking home P1,000,000 courtesy of My Marvel Taheebo, a Polo Air Travel European tour for 2 to Italy, Austria, Switzerland, Germany, Netherlands, Belgium, France, Spain and Portugal. She will also receive a kitchen showcase, a brand new car and a house and lot in St. Monique Valais from Globe Asiatic. To her avid supporters Bea has only this to say, "Thank you! Follow your dreams! Go!"


Place Housemate Votes/Percentages

PBB Season 2 - Big Winner
Beatriz 1,571,556 (30.29%)

PBB Season 2 - 2nd Big Placer
Mickey 1,286,166 (24.79%)

PBB Season 2 - 3rd Big Placer
Wendy 1,209,978 (23.32%)

PBB Season 2 - 4th Big Placer
Gee-Ann 1,119,714 (21.58%)



It’s the end of the season but don’t be sad for you’ll still be seeing the ex-housemates touring the nation, guesting or even starring in various ABS-CBN shows. And don’t worry about Kuya, he’ll be getting new boarders and will be announcing it …when the time is once again right for Pinoy Big Brother Season 3!

I am a GERK

picture taken during our torch night!

This is an open letter to the following people::

Petrucci, Mortimer, Whitten and CHANG! - bet you know these guys ehhh??

Dear Mr. Mortimer, Petrucci, Whitten and Chang:

Greetings! I just want you to congratulate that you had your books published for the benefit of the students worldwide, particularly the Biology, Physics and Chemistry majors. Well, I'm just an ordinary student here in the most prestigious university in the Philippines, which is University of the Philippines, and honestly, I'm not as rich as YOU are. Our Chemistry professor HIGHLY recommends you. The reasons were, your topics are well organized and it's written in a comprehensive manner. But, as I sought your books at the leading bookstore in this country, I found out that the cheapest book of yours was roughly Php 700.00! Imagine, I saw the book and it was still tagged as LPE or Low Price Edition. Is 700 low for you?? I guess not. In that amount, you could actually buy 2 pairs of jeans or 2 penshoppe t-shirts or whatnot. And I'm talking to you, Mr. Petrucci. And to you Mr. Chang, your book contains wonderful pictures of different structures of atoms that can't be seen on our naked eyes. The pictures were far from our creative imagination. Somehow, your book roughly cost Php 2000.00!!! Imagine, in that amount, I can already pay our electric bill. Shoot.

I just want you to know that your books were highly recommended by the leading professors worldwide, but please, slash your price by about 60%! Please, oh c'mon, give me a break!


Sincerely yours,

The Crappy Gerk..


Okay okay. Enough of those complains regarding the overwhelming price of books. Anyways, I can already feel the pressure of a UP-student. In short, life must go on, rain or shine, snow or typhoon, ugghh whatever. Somehow, I observed that suggested readings were MANDATORY! God, I could hardly imagine that I'm a GERK - combination of Geek, dork and nerd. My high school friends, special mention to: JEANNINE LEDESMA, BEATRICE PADILLA, GENEVIEVE VIADO and REENA ALVIZO, baptized me with this term. Well, admittedly, I am your typical geek, or gerk, whatever. Ever since in highschool, I really love to study, read books and my favorite place in the highschool, is the library. But despite these funny accusations, I'm proud of it. Where can you find a GERK that has a funny yet weird attitude, a social animal, talkative and a musician?? Nyahaha. Well, maybe I don't belong to the group of HOMO SAPIENS, but rather to HOMO-GEEKIENS-ENGOTIEST. nyaha!

I had a hard time to squeeze my study periods on my leisure time. It's just like for two weeks, I didn't bother to watch teleseryes, big brother or even news. Okay, so right now I'm not updated of what's happening on my surroundings or what. But hell! Even on Fridays and Saturdays, I still need to study especially on Biology and Chemistry. Shoot.

But thank God, I really love these subjects so it's not a BIG DEAL to me, I guess.

So Life of an Iskolar ng Bayan is very difficult, but take note, it's a one-of-a-kind experience.


I just wanna say, goodluck to myself, goodluck to my future sleepless nights and say HELLO to the REAL WORLD!


PS: I won the BEST MALE PERFORMER on the recently concluded TORCH NIGHT! yahoo!