Sunday, August 05, 2012

Rejected UPCAT Essay Questions

I was really surprised when I found out that UPCAT comes with a new part - the essay part. Six years ago when I took the UPCAT, we were only required to answer four subtests - English, Math, Science and Reading and Comprehension. It seemed that the administrators are curious to know what's inside the minds of the future Iskolar ng Bayan.



I was browsing the trending topics on Twitter when I came across with this hashtag: #RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions

It really made my day (or night, whatever)! Whoever created this is a genius. I salute you mate!

Here are some of my favorites:

Paano mo tuturuan si Sadakong mag-whip ng hair back and forth? Show illustration.

Kung si Corazon ang unang aswang, pang ilan ka? Illustrate the family tree.

If you were an animal, bakit ka baboy? Patunayan sa pamamagitan ng Venn Diagram.

Kung walang nilikha ang Diyos na panget, sinung lumikha sayo? Defend yourself.

Sinong kumagat sa apple logo ng Mac? Iexplain bakit hindi niya inubos.

Pagmasdan ang mga litrato ni Belo. Bakit lagi siyang nakanganga?

Masasabi mo bang fair ang Ms. Universe kung lahat ng contestants at judges ay galing sa Earth?

Sino ang magulang ni Dora at anong oras ang curfew niya?

Sa palagay mo, dumadaan ba si Charice sa identity crisis? Patunayan gamit ang pagbabago sa buhok n'ya.

Bakit kahit matindi na ang global warming ay hindi ka pa rin nagiging hot? Explain yourself.

Ano ang paboritong season mo ng Daisy Siete at bakit? Ibigay ang buod.

Using the Mohs Scale of Hardness, gaano katigas si Bash?

Paano mo tuturuan si Sadakong mag-whip ng hair back and forth? Show illustration.

Sa iyong pananaw, matatapos kaya ang palabas na Walang Hanggan?

Ang Maroon 5 ba ay galing UP? Patunayan ang sagot gamit ang kanilang mga kanta.

Kung nag evolve ang tao from ape to man. At what point ka nagpaiwan?

Bukod sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mo?

Ano ang mas malaki bagpack ni Dora? O bulsa ni Doraemon? Justify your answer.

Pareho ba ng direction ang One Direction at ang tuwid na daan ni Noynoy?

Kung banned ang PLASTIC, bakit hindi ka pa nagtatago?

Using your Monggol #2 pencil, illustrate the 50 shades of gray. No erasures please.

Bakit ka namin ipapasa ng UPCAT? Magmakaawa.

Kung walang nilikha ang Diyos na panget, sinung lumikha sayo? Defend yourself.


MORE HERE: #RejectedUPCATEssayQuestions

And yes, you are welcome!

11 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:53 AM

    Lol...

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  2. hahahaha! crazyyy!!!

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  3. Anonymous8:46 AM

    Haha. Super Benta :)

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  4. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Epic!!!!!

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  5. Anonymous4:57 PM

    jajajaja..adik..
    super..

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  6. Anonymous8:42 PM

    fave ko tlaga ang doraemon vs dora, we really had a debate. haha

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  7. si Vice ganda gumawa ng mga tanong sa exam..

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  8. Cool! hahaha! These questions are really crazy and out of this world! How can aspiring UPCAT takers review for such questions? hehehe. Nice post!

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