Sunday, April 29, 2007

Justification Matters

For a week, I felt uneasy due to my prescribed antibiotic that the doctor gave to me during my physical examination last wednesday. Imagine? I had UTI or Urinary Tract Infection! So my parents decidedn that I'll be BANNED (well, sana it wouldn't last for a LIFETIME!). No junkfoods like fishcrackers, chippy, oishi and refrain from carbonated drinks. Water therapy mga 'tol! But hey,I remembered that those mentioned "junkfoods" are not junkfoods at all! Oh well. Just for the sake that my UTI would finally leave my system. Dear.

Okay.okay. So elections nearing but I don't care. Really. It's just like I'm sick and tired of those campaign ads which give me those unnerving creeps! Mind you, those who had "real" intentions of being a senator had a plain chance to lose because of those corrupt politician, who shelled almost 150 million pesos just to have their destined position in the senate. But this intriguedme so much:

The problem in the Philippines deals with poverty, energy crisis, fluctuating economy and things like that. But in the STATES? their issue is just GLOBAL WARMING! Seethe difference of a first and a third world country? Hay naku.

Talking about our country and the US of A, I was saddened by the sudden and gruesome death of JULIA CAMPBELL. I pity her. Maybe the LORD wanted her in heaven because there's saying that those who are very nice and charitable to others may see the LORD as soon as possible. Hmmm. May she rest in peace.

I was watching PINOY BIG BROTHER yesterday and the other day and I was definitely annoyed and irritated by the negative ATTITUDE of MARICRIS! I mean like duh, she's so pathetic and all she wanted is to rage war and provoke BEA, my favorite housemate. She's really stupid. Get that B*TCH out of kuya's house please.

And yeah, talking about PBB, I was surprised by the racist remarks made by Pero and Mija. They're so judgmental! Just to think, Bruce is more fluent in English than those Slovene dicks! Arrghhh! They even said it (in Slovene language) while Bruce is just a meter away from them. Imagine? I think they deserve their punishment. Hay naku.

Oh dear oh my, tomorrow's gonna be my INTERVIEW in UP!! Wish me luck!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Demented by Bullcrap

I know it's very hard to me. I woke up as early as 6:40 am and my eyes are still drooly. I don't care about how to scoop my own crap though, what I'm trying to point out is I'm sleepy. I slept at almost 2:00am, (well because I can't sleep) and it's not a straight sleep. Hmmm.. I dreamt about this freaky yet coincidental incident.

I'm in the hospital and the med-tech pricked me to get some blood samples. I was almost through to my Physical Examination when suddenly the doctor said I lacked my crap exam. Oh shit.

Then I woke up.

The moment that I've been waiting for. Hmphh. Unluckily, I didn't felt any even the slightest urge to poo. Whatever! So I pant like a dog but suddenly, I accidentally dropped my first poop! Shoot! I can't use it because it's been contaminated with water. Oh dear! I was in the bathroom for almost an hour and a half and yet di pa rin lumalabas ang lecheng tae na 'yon. Double shit. I was crying (well call me a drama king or what..) in the bathroom because my head really aches. Well it's because I over-panted just to let that stupid crap to get out of my rectum. Luckily, my brother wanted to poop. So I reluctantly and desperately get his poop just to let this crappy business to be finished. *Sigh*. What a relief. He's the saviour for the day. Oh, what was I'm thinking.
So we headed off to the accredited hospital of UP. We waited there for almost 2 hours before the result would be finally released. Enough of those results. I'm FINE.

I was surprised because some of the students weren't accompanied by their parents or a guardians, at least. Hmm, and I noticed and observed that they only wore a tshirt, shorts and a pair of slippers. I was surprised because I wore my chucks, straigh-cut long pants, my leepipes brown shirt and I got my haired waxed and properly groomed by me. Oh well, I think I should think in a straighforward manner, wherein my school doesn't care of what you wear or what as long as you attend your classes and have a high scholastic mark, which is my primary goal in college.

What can I say is, COLLEGE is TOTALLY different to highschool!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

I'm afraid on you.. errrrr...

Hmm.. tomorrow's gonna be a L - O - N - G day for me. Shoot. You know why?


It's a requirement before you enroll in college. Well all colleges here in Davao and most probably in the whole Philippines required this exam. The exam is composed of;

a] Laboratory Examination on Stool (Shit, Bullcrap dude!)

b] CBC count (The reason that I must sleep early today, kung hindi.. baka kulangin ako ng CBC! hay naku..)

c] Urine Examination

d] X-ray examination

I'm not afraid of the CBC count, which deals on getting some ample amounts of my blood. In fact, I love it when I see my blood gushing on my skin. Though, I'm quite nervous with the stool examination. Imagine?! I had to deal with my shit / crap / or whatever terms maybe applicable. Arrghhh! I haven't excrete my stool since Saturday, but today, my rectum rumbled more frequently than before. Hmmm, This signals me to excrete that big 'ol shit! But I had to poo tomorrow! Oh dear! How can I scoop my poop?! Help me! Well goodluck to myself.

A little sacrifices that I must deal with:

a] I should not excrete my poop TODAY!!!

b] I should sleep early like 11pm or midnight

--> What's wrong with me? I slept at 2.30 in the morning then woke up at 2.00pm.. hmmm.. Almost 12 hours of sleep, well almost! It's like a pambawi to me since way back in school, I averaged 4 hours of sleep or less, most especially on examination days. Hay naku. I had almost one month left before school. I could already imagine the college LIFE. Totally different from highschool.

Friday, April 20, 2007

When I grow up...

Even though I'm gonna be 17 for about 4 months from now, I still dream like a 4-year old kid. The usual stuffs of course. Let me enumerate them though.


a] S U P E R M O D E L

Hmm.. Just think of it. I'll be an endorser of the world's finest apparel and other clothing companies. Their are many advantages about this though, I can get as many branded shirts as I want.. though, DIRTY Competition is still the major problem on it. Hay naku.. I don't want to have a feeling that Girls go gaga over me and the feeling na sinusundan ka anywhere. Gimme' a private life!! STALKERS! bwahahaha! okay.. erase-erase.. I don't want to be a supermodel.. tsk3..


I wish I could see myself on the sprawling Billboards of EDSA. =p

b] V U L C A N O L O G I S T / S E I S M O L O G I S T

Hmm.. well it all started when I was a child, about 7. I was very fascinated when I always see pictures of Volcanoes in an encyclopedia. [No doubt, I was born to be a geek since birth, bata-bata pa nga, encyclopedia ang binabasa! hahaha]. And I was EVEN more fascinated when I watched DANTE'S PEAK. Hmm.. though, dad is not into this career because of the job's assurance. Heck! I don't care about the salary or what, it's the job that matters. Oh well papel, dad has a point though. Hmm.. Sabagay, not all Volcanoes in the world erupt simultaneously nor does an earthquake. But this work interest me so much.

V O L C A N O L O G I S T / S E I S M O L O G I S T

This job is a dangerous one though.

c] M E T E O R O L O G I S T

This job requires keenness in these areas: Physics and Mathematics. Hmm.. maybe because of Ernie Baron, I want to be a Weather man. Because of my favorite movie, TWISTER, I want to be more than a weatherman - TORNADO CHASER. Well, it's a thrilling job and I really want this job. But because of the news, claiming that Meteorologists are seeking greener pasteur in Singapore - for they're not properly waged.


Tornado Chasers.

Other stuffs that I want to be but it's inconsistent in my mind:

-Air Traffic Controller
-Chemical Engineer

Hmmm.. so more or less, I want to be a doctor - a NEUROSURGEON to be precise. Goodluck to myself! =]

Monday, April 16, 2007

Funny Conundrums

Their are things that made me laugh so hard like a lunatic clown (I'm not exaggerating or what.. otherwise), smile and sneer. Now let's start shall we?

1) It made me L A U G H so hard when I recall these funny TV commercials, namely:

[a] Rexona Teens wherein three girls danced to the groovy beat of SPICE GIRLS when suddenly, during the Chorus part (if you wanna be my lover..) the cute girl in the center raised her hands and without any feeble realization, her two friends (or two roommates? whatever it doesn't matter) felt dizzy because of her obnoxious body odour. Whew! Rexona's tv ad was effective though.

[b] The Pepsi tv ad wherein there's a promo and the prize is a precious MOTOROLA W330i or whatever. Anyways, it's funny when he tried to relieve himself from thirst, he suddenly uttered like a sound of a ringing cellphone! After that, he LITERALLY vibrates like a cellphone. Wihihihihi. Lolz. =]

2) It made me S M I L E when I remember the most memorable events in my high school life. Well most probably, I really miss my Senior life. Hmm.. Luckily, our batch switched to SUN CELLULAR, so we kept in touch everyday. The most memorable retreat (where half of the class didn't sleep), mangrove planting (where we planted mangroves in a sticky terrain) and most of all, the graduation. Hmpph. High school life is surely the most memorable days of my life. UP here I come!

3) It made me S M I L E when the owner of an Internet cafe mistakenly identified me as the contestant of the defunct CLOSE UP 2 FAME! The story goes like this:

I went to the net cafe because I want to scan my grad pic. Then, the owner suddenly asked me with this whimsical question:

"Sino nanalo?!" (Who won?)

Well, of course I replied Saan? (Where?!)

He replied back: Sa Close up to fame!

I replied: Hindi po ako contestant kuya.. graduation picture ko lang to, pinascan ko lang to because i-popost kung lang to sa friendster, blogger and multiply.

(I'm not a contestant dude, that's only graduation picture. I just scanned it because I want to post my grad pic on friendster, blogger an multiply.)

He just smiled and continued such services.

This is my grad pic:
Now the question, do I really look like an artist?

And the verdict: (for me) H-E-L-L NO! It's a big no!

4) It made me S N E E R when I had more than 15 textmates. As usual, my textmates are my classmates. We already miss each other and I missed them too! So, I was totally frustrated and disappointed last 2 days (Friday and Saturday) because SUN Cellular was in technical difficulties or what. The result?! 4 hours of delayed messages! Argghhh. Oh well, at least, it's quite improving up to this moment.

Well, hanggang dito nalang. Countless thoughts remained to be published in the near future.

Oh yeah! I really L-O-V-E Bianca Gonzales' blog! Super! Talaga! Her stories are amusing and I really love it!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Big Accomplishment

Okay, so here it goes. I really love Bianca's [Bianca Gonzales] blog! I tried to to look at her archives, well from the oldest post dated back on September 2003. I mean, she really possess a one-of-a-kind appeal on her blog. I can't just explain this. Oh well. I really love her blog. Totally and seriously.

Hmmm, personally, I'm not fond of talking to taxi drivers. Well, it goes like this: We took a taxi and for sure, mom and dad talked to the good taxi driver. And their topic?! Their Senatorial Line-ups. Hmmm.. I just listened but I had no comment about it. This is a serious matter though. Oh well.

It's a big accomplishment for me if I averaged a total of 10 comments per post. Well that could be possible if I'm a tv personality or politician. Hmm.. Although, I reached a total of 1025+ visitors on my blog since October 2006. A great accomplishment for me! Yahoo!

:::: To be continued... ::::

Friday, April 13, 2007

Read My Fidelity

The Killers

On the corner of main street
Just tryin' to keep it in line
You say you wanna move on and
You say I'm falling behind

Can you read my mind?
Can you read my mind?

I never really gave up on
Breakin' out of this two-star town
I got the green light
I got a little fight
I'm gonna turn this thing around

Can you read my mind?
Can you read my mind?

The good old days, the honest man;
The restless heart, the Promised Land
A subtle kiss that no one sees;
A broken wrist and a big trapeze

Oh well I don't mind, you don't mind
Cause I don't shine if you don't shine
Before you go, can you read my mind?

It’s funny how you just break down
Waitin' on some sign
I pull up to the front of your driveway
With magic soakin' my spine

Can you read my mind?
Can you read my mind?

The teenage queen, the loaded gun;
The drop dead dream, the Chosen One
A southern drawl, a world unseen;
A city wall and a trampoline

Oh well I don't mind, you don't mind
Cause I don't shine if you don't shine
Before you go
Tell me what you find when you read my mind

Slippin’ in my faith until I fall
You never returned that call
Woman, open the door, don't let it sting
I wanna breathe that fire again

She said
Oh well I don't mind, you don't mind
Cause I don't shine if you don't shine

Put your back on me
Put your back on me
Put your back on me

The stars are blazing like rebel diamonds cut out of the sun
When you read my mind.

--> I really love this song! It reminds me of my beachtrip to Samal Island and Mergrande. Well, no doubt, I'm a certified ADDICT of the Killers!

Though, I really hate this song, but whenever I hear this, natatawa lang ako! Hahaha, though, Regina Spektor made this song a catchy one! Lolz. Her lyrics were kind a eclectic and a form of abstract.

Regina Spektor

(Shake it up)

I never loved nobody fully
Always one foot on the ground
And by protecting my heart truly
I got lost in the sounds
I hear in my mind
All these voices
I hear in my mind all these words
I hear in my mind all this music

And it breaks my heart
And it breaks my heart
And it breaks my heart
It breaks my heart

And suppose I never met you
Suppose we never fell in love
Suppose I never ever let you kiss me so sweet and so soft
Suppose I never ever saw you
Suppose we never ever called
Suppose I kept on singing love songs just to break my own fall
Just to break my fall
Just to break my fall
Break my fall
Break my fall

All my friends say that of course its gonna get better
Gonna get better
Better better better better
Better better better

I never love nobody fully
Always one foot on the ground
And by protecting by heart truly
I got lost
In the sounds
I hear in my mind
All these voices
I hear in my mind all these words
I hear in my mind
All this music
And it breaks my heart
It breaks my heart

I hear in my mind all of these voices
I hear in my mind all of these words
I hear in my mind all of this music

Breaks my
Breaks my heart

-->I'm looking forward on watching Prison Break Season 1 and 2. Mom and Dad can't stop watching it, and even some of my friends are hoooked with this thrilling series. This is proven: You can't stop after watching each and every episodes!

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Lenten Escapade

It was yet another hot and humid lenten week as our family decided to have our own temporary shelter from the scorching heat of the sun. Nope, we never attended any masses nor any sugat or the famous Bisita Iglesia. We're not that religious, or shall I say, we never practice this or whatever. As long as I had faith in God, we'll that's okay, for me! Nyaha.. looks like I'm the devil in here! Shoot.

Anyway, it's been a long while since it rained. Ohhh, I want rain! I need it badly! Oh shoot, the sun's heat is unbearable. Shux.

We spent our lenten season by spending a night in Mergrande Beach Resort. It's kind a tradition that we spent our lenten season for the past 11 years!!

Oh God, at least I dipped in the cold water of pool and nakalalabas na ako ng bahay after so many years of isolation inside Kuya's House este, my home! Tsk3..

You know, I'm so envious to my tita, she scubadived in Tlikud Island, Samal! It's part of her work and gawd! She said that it's like there's another world which coexists with us under the sea. How I wished that I had enough time and experience the scuba thrill! Humphh!

Anyways, last night, there was this party and the birthday celebrant was celebrating her 75th birthday. What will you expect the majority of her visitors?! Oh well, puros mga matatanda. I laughed so hard when I watched those oldies danced in Hawaian Five-OH and Ang Tigulang! Wahahaha! I really love their party theme - Tahitian-inspired.

Good thing, we're not alone. My lola aunt [sister of my lolo], spent overnight too, and magkatabi ang aming cottage! Yeabah! Itsowbibo. The bad thing was I didn't bathed in the sea because I heard that the Salmonela & E. Coli content in the sea is very high, which poses great danger especially to the children if ingested high dosage of sea water [heck di naman talaga yan maiiwasan]. I tried and tested the sea water and it made my wounds [from mosquito bites] itched like crazy! Damn, I Really missed the sea already.

The night was enjoyable and I had fun. I slept early, and it's a big accomplishment to me! Yeah! I slept at 11:30pm and woke at 7:45am. Oh dear, buti nalang aircon ang cottage, because on our previous overnight in this resort wherein we only acquired the non-airconditioned cottage, I slept at 2 in the morning and woke at 5am. See the difference?! It's not being maarte or what, because I'm ASTHMATIC. Matuyuan lang ng pawis, ubo ang parusa!! Bwahahaha!

At night, I swam in the pool and I enjoyed it. Hmphh. Then, I decided to stroll around the resort and many drunk men and women enjoyed their favorite past time - BIRIT sa VIDEOKE!! bwahahaha! They sang My Way and good thing was, nothing happened.

Although, it's very bitin but I guess, the important thing is that, Nakalabas na ako ng bahay!!! Yeeehahahah!

Monday, April 02, 2007

Random Thoughts

I'm busy reading or REREADING this freakin' yet tear-jerker book:

I just want to reread it because I forgot half of the story. Well, I just only remember that Dumbledore died in this installment. Yikes! Well, just read the last chapter.. THE WHITE TOMB. Whenever I read that, I remember our late Sir Puno. How sad.

I'm watching and got addicted with this:

Well, I already watched the third season and I really LOVE IT!. Sad to say, hanggang episode 17 lang which is quite bitin to watch. I thought Meredith Grey will die in this season. And I was wrong. Definitely wrong!

Dr. House is an amusing series. It's not as controversial as Grey's because in this series, it doesn't touch the doctor's personal life. It just concentrates in various sickness. Quite similar to CSI, although, they're trying to solve the real cause of a certain sickness or what. He's a doctor with no TLC - Tender Loving Care. Although, he's quite amusing to watch with.

Anyone? What's the shortcut key for CUT?!

Today's Holy monday and we should reflect on our sins. Don't eat pork party people!

Sunday, April 01, 2007


I consider myself as a perfect guy if:

[ a ] I qualified for the National Schools Press Conference in Baguio City.

[ b ] I coveted the Valedictorian award.. Sniffsniff..

[ c ] I'm an expert on taekwando.. well who cares?!

[ d ] my IQ is 130 and up.

[ e ] My CSAT and NCAE are both 99+. Weeee!

[ f ] I really know how to sing and dance!

[ g ] I'm a good boy.. owwzzs?

[ h ] I had the great looks of a matinee idol! Whoa?!

[ i ] I had a great voice!

[ j ] Girls go gaga over me. (well, this could be a bad thing, otherwise)



Happy April fools everyone!