Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Questions and Inquiries



Call me makulit, but I had so many questions and inquiries about LIFE. Of the following, here are some questions which really intrigued me:


Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be famous before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity came from the word electrons, does morality derived from morons?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the atmosphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow (not the punch or suntok thing..) in a dog's face, he gets mad or annoyed at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


Some questions that were raised are quite stupid. But I can't help it. Ang kulit ko talaga. =]

7 comments:

  1. jaimelynn9:16 PM

    haha!

    napaisip tuloy ako..

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  2. noh?? mapaisip ka talaga.. mga common reactions sa post na to would be :

    hala bitaw noh??

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  3. karleee9:19 PM

    *Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    -i would say... isn't that what tax is all about? haha

    *Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    -i would say... because Goofy plays a person-role while Pluto plays a pet-role? :)

    *If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    -i would say... yes? because i think "hearing" refers to both parties being given fair chances to be heard by the jury (or judge? ano ba?), thus the "hearing" does not mean the defendant or prosecutor necessarily be able to hear?

    haha swito2 lang. wala na koy answer sa lain hahaha

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  4. thanks karlee! hahaha chaka! tsktsktsk..

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  5. joisheen10:09 PM

    renz naa pa koy i-add sa kani na question:

    "Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!"

    ngano man pud daw PET ni Goofy si Pluto? so u mean pwede ka mag-pet pud ug tao kay c Goofy ug Pluto both dogs lagi sila pero pet ni Goofy si Pluto. Murag pet ni Juan si Pedro thing? hahaha

    juz wondering lng din...hehehe

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  6. joiesheen10:10 PM

    "Did you ever notice that when you blow (not the punch or suntok thing..) in a dog's face, he gets mad or annoyed at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?"


    **feel nko ang answer ani kay feel sa doggy bad breath ang nag-blow sa iyang face...hahahaha


    "If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?"

    **gusto niya ipa-complicate iyang life...unya mawalaan na pud xa ug work sa warner bros kng d niya himuon ang mga stupidity na iyang gnahimo...wahaha


    "If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?"

    **dba murag naay saying (sa csm ata to namo nkit-an) na "if u dont care doesnt mean ur not affected"..ummm...basta sumthing like that..mao cguro ang explanation hehe


    "If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?"

    ** advance ra kaau iyang pang-utok para ayuhon ang bangag sa boat...hahaha ana bya na bsta sobraan ka brayt, mkalimot na usahay sa basic stuff na maski pinaka tanga na tao kblo...haha

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  7. kuyawa bastian oie! way to go! thanks sa mga answers hahahha

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