Friday, April 04, 2008

Ingredients of Bittersweet Pie

For at least four grueling months of sleepless nights, dreadful eye bags, tired mind and body, I have finally formulated the correct amounts of ingredients for the yummiest recipe that would transform your weary aura into a giddy and excited one. Here are the ingredients of my secret recipe to eternal happiness (at least):

2.25 Liters of distilled water from the Analytical Chemistry Laboratory
1.75 kilograms of broiled frogs and cockroaches
1.75 radian measure of circular dough (with yeast)
2.00 minutes break. Just watch Tsinelas ni Chenelyn.


and..

Mix the ingredients in a bowl using a wooden spatula with a force of 1.50 Newtons.


After mixing all these ingredients, bake it for at least 60 minutes with a minimum temperature of 573.0 Kelvin (You do the conversion kiddo.)

The product should weigh approximately 1.88 kilograms. Good for ONE SERVING only. Bon-apetite! Enjoy.

BTW, congratulations to all NEW members of BIOS (Bio Society)! Job well done! Bio 3 is LOOOVE!

18 comments:

  1. kimmie7:43 PM

    Nosebleed T_T :))))

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  2. joie sheen7:43 PM

    watever kaayo ang mga terminologies renz...hahaha

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  3. joie sheen7:44 PM

    oi oi oi! ang atong mga plano para sa mga incoming freshmen...ayaw jud kalimti! hahaha sekreto lng sa nato to sa mga naa didto sa balay nila mon (during lunch). hahaha! :D

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  4. kimmie:

    "Nosebleed T_T :))))"

    chakkaaaaa. di ahhh! pero gets mo yung thought ng entry na to kimmie ??! :)))))))

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  5. JOIE:

    "oi oi oi! ang atong mga plano para sa mga incoming freshmen...ayaw jud kalimti! hahaha sekreto lng sa nato to sa mga naa didto sa balay nila mon (during lunch). hahaha! :D"


    pasagdia nlng gud ang mga terminilogies joie. wala man gud ko maisip na indirect way para ipakita sa world akong kalipay.. most especially sa nangyari kaninang hapon. AT LEAST, wala nay point zero two sa GWA. finally. HAHAHA :)))

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  6. JOIE:


    "ang atong mga plano para sa mga incoming freshmen...ayaw jud kalimti! hahaha"
    HAHAHAHA of course! TOP SECRET NATIN YAN! 66 days to GO BEFOOOREEEE... first bloc encounter! BWAHAHAAHA >:))))

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  7. hui! hui! and what are you planning to do with us incoming freshmen??!! aber??!! hahahaha! btw, congrats on having a good GWA this semester. hahaha. bright jud diay ka renz. idol na ta ka. wa. hahaha! :D

    bantary lang mo renz! nagsalig mo kay upclass ta mo. hahahaha. :))

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  8. sussss. gamay panang 1.88 :p. but im hoping na ma DL ko next sem. hopefully. at least na prove nako sa akong sarili na kaya diay nako !! :)) lol.

    hmmm. among plano sa inyuha??? SIKRIIIIIIITOOOOO! BASTA!!!! >;p

    bwahahhaa :)))))

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  9. joie sheen12:18 AM

    "HAHAHAHA of course! TOP SECRET NATIN YAN! 66 days to GO BEFOOOREEEE... first bloc encounter! BWAHAHAAHA >:))))"



    hahaha!! excited gud ko. wahahaha!

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  10. SHYET. CAN'T WAIT FOR FRESHMEN NIGHT and TORCH NIGHT 2008. bwahahaha :)))))))))

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  11. jordan12:18 AM

    unsa ni.1.88 imong gwa.ha.

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  12. cguroooooo? BWAAHAHAH =)) DL ka karong sem jordan noh???!

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  13. louis jordan9:44 AM

    congrats sa bonga na gwa.hawda ui.
    di lage ko dl.si joel ang pnkasurest.hahaha.

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  14. ngekkk. salamat. at least dile na ko nag suffer ug 0.02. u know, last sem. lol :)) LAGIIII! si joel! bongga! umaapaw ang 1.5's!

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  15. hmmmm. fishy lagi mo ay. salig mo kay upclass na mo. hahaha! naa puy gihimo inyong mga upclass sa inyoha dati??

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  16. HAHAHA. yeaaahh. :)) pero kim, enjoy ang 1st year life. :)) kung naa kay time, naa koy album sa multply :))

    collection of pics since 1st year 1st sem :))

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  17. louis jordan10:22 PM

    actually 1.25sss.haha.
    akong atii kay dl pud.gnasaway gani nako sya na dako na iyng ulo.haha.

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  18. ows? so dile siya DL, CL na jud siya! well good for him :)) buotan bitaw siya. unlike sa mga ibaaaa jannnnnn... IKAW NA GYID!

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