I thought of sweeping dried leaves of the plush mango tree in our front yard would ease the intense boredom that I felt one hot Wednesday afternoon. While sweeping the front yard to make our façade, at least presentable, I noticed two kids, a boy and a girl. I think they’re twins, fraternal twins to be precise. They sat on to the gutter, right in front of our house. I didn’t shoo them (they’re kids, right?) instead, I listened to their conversation.
It goes like this:
It goes like this:
Boy: Huy Klea, narinig mo si yaya kanina? May kausap kasi siya sa telephone eh.
Girl: Hindi. Nagpoopoo kaya ako. Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, narinig ko siyang nag-aaylabyou sa telephone.
Girl: Talaga?
Boy: Uhuh! Tapos may sinabi pa siya na super sweet.
Girl: Eh ano?
Boy: Basta ganito sinabi ni yaya, “Ay lab you nomattir what. You are like a booger, who always sticks to my hand. You’re so yummy dear.”
Girl: EEEWWWW. Hahaha. Masarap pala ang kulangot?
Boy: Ewan. Hindi naman siya matamis. Mapait na maalat naman siya.
Girl: Talaga? Sige, try natin mamaya sa bahay! Uwi na tayo, may party pa tayong i-atend.
Well, thanks to those cute kids, they made my day complete. HAHAHAHAHA!
BATA BATA, PAANO KA GINAWA?! hahaha! lol. :D
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA. amaw!
ReplyDeletepero noh, katawanan jud sila. swear.
dile sila mga ordinaryong yagit sa village, in fact mga sosyal na sila. LOL. dile makasabot ug bisaya :))
waaa. renzy uie. kaluod! hahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteyah i know :)) hahahha.
ReplyDeletebut the fact na they're still kids. hahhaha. cuuuutte.
"yah i know :)) hahahha.
ReplyDeletebut the fact na they're still kids. hahhaha. cuuuutte."
HAHAHAHA. kalingaw uie. chismoso ka talaga!
joke lang rennnzzzyyy! :P
TSEH! hahaha. di naman sinadya na makinig ehhhhh. hahahha,
ReplyDeletenagkataon lang. HAHAHAHA
"TSEH! hahaha. di naman sinadya na makinig ehhhhh. hahahha,
ReplyDeletenagkataon lang. HAHAHAHA"
hahahaha. akala ko pa naman, perfect english si inday, yung yaya nila. hahahhaa.
"hahahaha. akala ko pa naman, perfect english si inday, yung yaya nila. hahahhaa."
ReplyDeletechar carmi oie. hahaha. baka hindi na green ang kulangot ang makuha nila, red kulangot na. EEEEKKK.
renzy uie! ka-yaky mo na talaga! hehehehhe
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA. ung mga bata and yaya lang noooohhh. di ako kasali!
ReplyDeletelol
pero just think of this way nalang:
diba ang pangungulangot, it cleans our nose, that is, tanggalin ang mga unwanted chunky cornbeef sa ilong, pero people consider this as a gross act. lol.
exactly! hahhaa. pero like yucky naman talaga no. basta gawin lang sa private na lugar, yung tipong ikaw lang. hahha
ReplyDeletetumpak! lol. haahha. ibang story na rin ang PDB - public display of booger. EEWW. :))))))
ReplyDeleteWAAAA. bueng! hhahahaa
ReplyDeleteLOL!..............Masarap pala ang kulangot. Testing ko daw.......ilagay sa cookies ko.
ReplyDelete"WAAAA. bueng! hhahahaa"
ReplyDeletematagal na akong baliw carmi. hahhaha.
"LOL!..............Masarap pala ang kulangot. Testing ko daw.......ilagay sa cookies ko."
ReplyDeleteand if you happen to sell booger-infested cookies, i'll report that to BIR and DOH, seriously. :P
I ain't selling my precious. But giving them for free. But where do you think I'm going to get that much boogers for my cookies? In fact I don't have a recepie for boogers...........or do I..........do I?..........wait I forgot........Just wait till I get to up........I'll butter up those teachers....hmmm....butter
ReplyDeletethen eat your precious cookie HAHAHHAAH.
ReplyDeletei already did
ReplyDeleteHahahaaha! That was hella funny :))
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