How much is your POGI points dude?!

This pogi point-system was created by Argee Guevarra, a UP law graduate) who writes a column in Business Day, a newspaper. For a more contemporary understanding of how to score pogi points, I devised a system of prescribing pogi points to male accessories and any other attribute which might significantly contribute to a guy's gross human worth, exempting any facial distortions. So, try this and be prepared to be amazed on your pogi points, dude!

THE TRANSPO

1. Driving a car to school which is automatic 10 pogi points.

2. Chaffeur-driven 20 pogi points. Subtract 5 if the rinky dinky

type that regularly breaks down when going out on dates at Jollibee.

3. Add 10 pogi points if brand new.

4. Add 20 if it is a Japanese car and 50 if it is either a Benz or BMW.

5. A Porsche is disqualified from earning points because anyone who owns one

automatically becomes a Richard Gomez clone.

6. No pogi points for those who carpool or who rides the jeep.

7. Plus 30 pogi points if you ride a mountain bike to class

because green is "in". If its a BMX or pedicab, minus 50 pogi points.



THE PEDIGREE

1. If the family name is associated with politics, add 10 pogi points.

2. If its a crony sounding name, subtract 50 pogi points (ill-gotten rep).

3. If the lineage could be traced to a Spanish friar, add another 10

pogi points (tisoy muy bien!)

4. If its a taipan sounding name as in Sy or Gokongwei, add 20 pogi

points.

5. No pogi points for ethnic sounding family names.



THE ADDRESS

1. A Makati address gets an automatic 5 pogi points while an Alabang address

an automatic 10 pogi points.

2. If in Makati, Dasma and Forbes, plus 20, San

Lorenzo Village,Magallanes, Bel-Air and San Antonio Village plus 10.

3. 10 pogi points for New Manila, Greenhills, San Juan and Valle Verde.

4. No pogi points for those who live in Corinthian Garden because it's the

popular address of corrupt government officials and generals.

5. In Q.C., 10 pogi points for residents or even dormers of

Xavierville, La Vista, Loyola Grand Villas and Ayala Heights.

6. "Gilage(as in gilid ng La Vista) people", minus 5 pogi points.

7. No pogi points for Looban, Gagalangin, Calumpang, San Andres

Bukid,and Novaliches residents.




THE HIGH SCHOOL

1. A high school diploma in the States or U.K., 20 pogi points

(lamang sila sa Inglesan).

2. Any school abroad, plus 15 pogi points.

3. If an alumnus of any all-boys Catholic school or any private schools in the country, 10 pogi points.

4. Basta nakatapos ng high school, plus 5 pogi points.




THE SPORT

1. If the guy's into soccer, plus 10 pogi points.

2. Any racket sport ( except ping-pong and pelota), plus 15 pogi points.

3. If engaging in not-so-popular but preppie sports like rowing, fencing,

and archery as well as sepak takraw, arnis, eskrima, sikaran (indigenous

sports are "in" dahil eksotik) plus 20 pogi points.

4. For the golf fanatic, plus 50 pogi points.

5. Polo, 100 pogi points.

6. Billiards, plus 5 pogi points.

7. Basketball, plus 10 pogi points.

8. Sipa, minus 20 points.



THE LUNCH SPOT (kung saan dalas mag-lunch)

1. McDo, Jollibee, SR, Tapa King, (kahit anong fastfood) etc. plus 7.5 pogi

points

2. Kenny Rogers, Angelino's, Full House, Chicken Bacolod,

Katip's, Gilligan's, Dencio's, or any restaurant in Katipunan and Libis,

plus 10 pogi points.

3. El Pueblo (Friday's, etc.), St. Francis plus 15 pogi points.

4. The Fort, Dish, Glorietta, Rockwell, plus 20 pogi points.

5. No pogi points for those lugging a thermos lunchbox and a Coleman.




THE ORG

1. AIESEC and its local hybrids that have chapters in DLSU, Ateneo, Miriam,

Assumption and CRC, 20 pogi points.

2. Frats (the Big 7), Pasukuan, 15 pogi points.

3. Basketball, Football Varsity Team and Mountaineers, 10 pogi points (mala

machete kasi ang dating nila).



THE SYOTA

1. If the current squeeze or the former flame is a beauty titlist,

an Absolut girl or one of Manila's Loveliest, automatic 50 pogi points.

2. A campus celebrity or a showbiz denizen, 40 pogi points.

3. If the typical pretty colegiala, 30 pogi points.

4. Any girl, plus 10 pogi points.

5. Kung sinulot sa kaibigan, minus 50 pogi points.

6. A mainstay of That's Entertainment or a soap opera artist,

minus 100 pogi points.

THE POGI INDEX

Mukhacne (pimple na tinubuan ng mukha) - negative pogi points

Presentable - 0-30 pogi points

Mr. Pogi (Eat Bulaga caliber) - 31-50 pogi points

Gwaping - 51-100 pogi points

Istading (Stud, kung baga) - 101-150 pogi points

Whataguy - 151-200 pogi points

Grand Debonair - 201 and above



But this could be better, for simplified basis, this is the CLASS SYSTEM:

Class F This Class is FREAKY. Just the thought sends shiver to your bones.

Class E Ibig sabihin naman nito, EEEWWW!!!

Class D Ang class na to ay hindi naman pangit, per DI PWEDE dahil di mo talaga type.

Class C This one means CHARITY. Hindi pasado pero pagbibigyan mo under certain circumstances. hehe.

Class B This one is BEST, but best served if BOTH kayong nagtatrabaho. kung magpapatamad-tamad sya, wag na lang.

Class A This one is ABSOLUTELY gorgeous. Pwede mong sabihin, sige, humiga ka na lang, ako ng bahala. hahaha.


Goodluck! I can't help but to laugh at my silly post! Lolz!