Surprises are DEADLY, right?

Final’s Week.


It’s the most tiring, most gruesome, the deadliest, and the most horrifying week that a student would encounter in his life. Most students suffer from sleepless nights, dreadful and dark eye bags, loss of appetite, malnutrition (OA) and most of all, the tendency of committing suicide (double OA). Naks!

BUT FOR ME? Nah! Hell not, I averaged 8 to 9 comfy hours of sleep. Yes. I mean, I’m more stressed if it is a long exam, but for the final exam, I just sleep and read my notes five minutes before the exam.

Okay, so I’m quite giddy since I only have one exam left to take that is MST 1 (Nat Sci 1). Woohoo. But who knows, maybe Manoy will give SURPRISES during the exam. I just HATE surprises, you know, just like in our Bio 3 (Biodiversity) Final Exam.


The surprise goes like this:

As we all know, Bio 3 is composed of two parts: the plant portion and the animal portion. This subject’s very, very broad. Topics were so extensive that you’ll incur a grade of 5.0 if you don’t study ahead of time. So yeah, we all thought that the exam’s only on the animal portion but lo and behold! The Plant Geekazoid gave Mommy Taldee another set of exam – the whole coverage of the plant portion. Crap! It was a great day that I haven’t brought or even read those bright and neat hard copies of the lessons in the plant portion (the last time I read those hard copies was January 22, 2008 – our second long exam in the plant portion.)! Oh great. I just lost my appetite. I only took a half serving of rice and yeah, I DON’T FEEL ANY PRESSURE RIGHT NOW! (Yikes, sabaw mode, WTF, Janina San Miguel, get out!)

Five, four, threeeee, twooooooooo, ooooonnnnnneeeee..

“Okay, as soon as you receive your test papers, answer right away. And yes, on the plant portion, kindly write your answers on a clean bond paper that your other teacher had provided.”

Think, think, and think! Animals didn’t bother me during the exam. Plants are crap. WHEW. I forgot the meaning of allopatric and sympatric variations, and I’m not sure of the other terms of plants. But I do remember tracheids, vessels, parenchyma, chlorenchyma, scelerechyma cells and other shitty CHYMAS out there!

Okay okay, very well said. Plants give life to other living organisms but they have indirect traumatizing effects on Biology students!

On the lighter side, I’m just happy that I managed to finish my final exam in Chem 17. Take note: I didn’t study on this exam. I only slept after watching PBB, and realized that I still have an exam to review. Good lord, the exam was simple memory recall. If you just listen to his lectures, read and understand the basic and complicated concepts, it’s not a big problem. The exam was worth a good 108 points (excluding the bonus part) and you must answer it for a limited time only, which is 2 hours. Dos is cool but 1.75’s far better than the former!

I haven’t started reading my Nat Sci 1 module! AND DAMN, the exam will be tomorrow MORNING, 8:00 – 10:00 am. Crap. And I shall reiterate this: I HATE SURPRISES, RIGHT CLASSMATES?

Bwahahaha :))