Tuesday, May 13, 2008

you don't love me anymore

Love is such a splendid thing that everyone wants to experience. Though most of us know the feeling of love, that is, love for God, family and friends. But what if attraction occurs between two opposite sex? Naah! Don’t ask me about the commitment thing. I myself haven’t experienced the feeling of euphoria or exultation.

How does it feel to be in love and to be loved? I asked this question to random people since when I was fourteen.

Grandma: It’s a wonderful gift from God. Choochooochenness. (I didn’t listen to her since she’s already shouting, thinking that I can’t hear! Uggh.) NEEEEEXXXXT!

Grandpa: Huh? Nakakatawa ba mukha ko, apo? (Is there something silly of funny on to my face?) Sigh. He thought that I asked him about LAUGHTER. LAUGH – LOVE, hmmm, sounds like? HAHAHA.

An anonymous grumpy nun: Don’t ask me about it! (Then nag walkout si Sister!) Hmmmm.. Bitter love story, I guess.

Ugghh. It’s useless. I guess the infamous catchphrase “Patience is a virtue” must be austerely pursued by each and everyone. Well, discipline also plays a vital role when it comes to commitment.

What if the “magic” didn’t work? Well, it’s going to be a lot worse than the recent Cyclone that battered Myanmar or the magnitude 6.8 and 7.5 quake that rocked China and Japan respectively. What a total disaster. So Yuri introduced to me this song. It’s all about breaking up and the adverse effects of too much love.

Weird Al

(Please click the Play button. Autoplay's deactivated)

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

And this is only I can say about this song: LOVE HURTS. OUCH!

Hahaha. Funny how the man in the song endured all physical sufferings and he later realized that the girl really hates him. It’s quite obvious since the girl wants to kill him! HAHAHA. I find the song a humorous one but if we interpret this song and relate this in to reality, love is simply mysterious and unpredictable.

And only God knows when I will experience this “thing”. Hey girl, where are you??! But hey, being single is the best experience in life. No worries. HAHA.


  1. waaaa. :)) wattabrutalsong. LOL. =)))))))

  2. funny na sad ung song ... hahahah ... brutal nman ng girl .. haha

  3. AHAHAHAH. oonga. grabeh! di ko na take nung ginawang trapo ng barbeque grill ang mukha ng lalake! hahaha.

  4. hahahahha ... onga .... tpus funny feeling lang daw ... hahaha .. tanga rn noh .... ganun b tlga pg love mu .... ahahaha

  5. aleli4:36 PM

    hahaha..lage ko naririnig to' pero naun ko lang naencounter ung entire lyrics..hahaha natawa talga ko..:))

  6. nel:

    oonga minsan ang mga tao.. nagiging tanga when it comes to looove. but hey i don't have the right to judge them.. i have not experience this euphoria feeling.

  7. aleli:

    grabeh noooh? bilib talaga ako sa lalake dun sa kanta! WOOHOO! =))) bentang benta pagmamahal niya kay ate! LOL

  8. hehhehe ... onga bka mngyari dn sau yan ... hehehhe .... yngat ka bka isubsub mukha mu sa bbq grill...haha

  9. aleli4:39 PM

    hahahaha parang yung kanta ni michael v..hahaha natawa talaga ko..di ko mapigil..:)) grabe..

    shinave pa yung eyebrows nia hahahaha brutal yung girl!!

  10. nel:

    AHAHAHA. takte. kung isubsob niya mukha ko sa bbq grill, planchahin ko nalang mukha niya.. para pantay kami.. hahhaa

    ako mukhang bbq. siya.. mukhang plancha. HAHAHAHA

  11. aleli:

    shinave na nga ang eyebrow.. nag plucking session pa sila sa chest hair ng lalaki, gamit ang old pliers. HAHAHHAHAHA

  12. ahahhaha .... d k tLga ppataLo noh .. hahaha

    ...oonga prang ung song ni michael V.,,

  13. hannah4:40 PM

    Haha, heard this song when i was in first year highschool pah... ginaplay ito sa Killer bee yung tipong, mga sinaunang songs... Clever ang lyrics, parang alam mong pag nagmamahal ka, masasaksak ka talaga sa likod... weird...

  14. nel:

    of course. SAYANG ANG PINAG-ARALAN KO NO! hahha. anong koneksyon. lol. ah basta. mga iskolar ng bayan.. di nagpapatalo. LOL. =))))))))))

    oonga. michael v ang dating. lol

  15. ate mau:

    like ko ang lyrics.. though funny siya.. BUT.. reality check.. ing-ani jud ang gugma,. HAHAH :))

  16. hahahah ... onga sayang pinagaralan kung d ggamitin .... hahahha

    bka ginaya nya Lng 2h .... hahaha

  17. or baka ung concept lang. naaahh. i don't care naman talaga kay michael v. hahahha.

  18. ahahaha ... maybe nga .... hehehe ... pcopy ha ... share ku sa fwends ku .... kkaLiw kac .... hhehehe

  19. sure sure! :D go ahead! :D

  20. di man tlga ito ung lyrics nito diba? i think spoof lng ito nung original song.. diba? hehe.. ang alam ko kasi si Wierd Al kay spoof-er ng mga songs.. Kasi parang narinig ko na rin to before ata eh, parang classic na xa na song.. hehe.. :D

  21. thanx thanx .. hehe =)

  22. aleli4:43 PM

    haha..naku may iba pa bang lyrics to??hahaha masyado na ko naaliw ah haha

  23. nel:

    welcome!! :D
    haha :))


    wala na. hehhehe :)))))

  24. aleli4:44 PM

    hahaha pcopy din ha? lagay ko din sa site ko hahaha:)) ok lang?

  25. sure sure! hahhaa :)) nice ang song ano? hehehhe :))
    go ahead :)

  26. aleli4:44 PM

    uu super nice..kanina pa ko naiinis pero nung nadaanan ko to dito natawa tlga ko hehehe:))astig

  27. hahahah. pampawala ng stress, i guess?? LOL =)))))))

  28. aleli4:45 PM

    check! aliw talaga!

  29. NEIL:

    waaa. neil ngayon ko lang to nabasa! HAHAHHA.
    ahhh really? ewan ko rito sa kantang 'to. kung di ako pumunta sa bahay ni yuri nung march 1, remember? after the mst1 exam.. gawa gawa kuno ng reporting sa bio 3.. (hahhahaa...).. malamang.. di ko pa rin kilala si weird al :))))

  30. aleli4:46 PM

    apost ko na din hahaha! thank you ha..:D

  31. welcome!
    nakita mo na video nito? heto.. follow this link:


  32. kimmie4:46 PM

    Love comes when you least expect it.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA okay Kimmieee where did that come from :)))

  33. kimmie4:47 PM

    BTW I like that song. Kahit nakakatawa siya in some way. It's like describing how love hurts in a humorous way

  34. lagi, dun ko lng man din narinig tong spoof niya, haha..

    wla lang, feel ko tlga may narinig ako na totoong version nito, haha.. ung di kaloko ang lyrics. wahaha..

  35. athena4:47 PM

    ang brutal. parang ung "sinaksak mo ang puso ko" song na super brutal din.

  36. kimmie:

    HOY KIMMIE! inlab ka na noooohhh?
    YIHHEEEE! sabaw sabaw! =)))))

  37. neil:

    may nakita pa nga ako vid niya.. YOU'RE PITIFUL.. parody ng kanta ni james blunt na "yuo're beautiful".. pistiii masyado ang vid! HAHAHAA

  38. athena:

    onga. michael v ang dating. haha