you don't love me anymore

Love is such a splendid thing that everyone wants to experience. Though most of us know the feeling of love, that is, love for God, family and friends. But what if attraction occurs between two opposite sex? Naah! Don’t ask me about the commitment thing. I myself haven’t experienced the feeling of euphoria or exultation.

How does it feel to be in love and to be loved? I asked this question to random people since when I was fourteen.

Grandma: It’s a wonderful gift from God. Choochooochenness. (I didn’t listen to her since she’s already shouting, thinking that I can’t hear! Uggh.) NEEEEEXXXXT!

Grandpa: Huh? Nakakatawa ba mukha ko, apo? (Is there something silly of funny on to my face?) Sigh. He thought that I asked him about LAUGHTER. LAUGH – LOVE, hmmm, sounds like? HAHAHA.

An anonymous grumpy nun: Don’t ask me about it! (Then nag walkout si Sister!) Hmmmm.. Bitter love story, I guess.

Ugghh. It’s useless. I guess the infamous catchphrase “Patience is a virtue” must be austerely pursued by each and everyone. Well, discipline also plays a vital role when it comes to commitment.

What if the “magic” didn’t work? Well, it’s going to be a lot worse than the recent Cyclone that battered Myanmar or the magnitude 6.8 and 7.5 quake that rocked China and Japan respectively. What a total disaster. So Yuri introduced to me this song. It’s all about breaking up and the adverse effects of too much love.

YOU DON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE.
Weird Al

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We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

And this is only I can say about this song: LOVE HURTS. OUCH!

Hahaha. Funny how the man in the song endured all physical sufferings and he later realized that the girl really hates him. It’s quite obvious since the girl wants to kill him! HAHAHA. I find the song a humorous one but if we interpret this song and relate this in to reality, love is simply mysterious and unpredictable.

And only God knows when I will experience this “thing”. Hey girl, where are you??! But hey, being single is the best experience in life. No worries. HAHA.