the devil's wrath

Out of the blue, the chancellor called for a dialogue and we, as freshman were encouraged to attend the said event para masagot ang aming mga hinanaing, complaints, concerns and etc. Until, naging compulsory na ang attendance sa kanyang dialogue.

I was riding an HH (habal-habal, our main mode of transportation next to jeepney) when a guard from CHSS (College of Humanities and Social Science) blocked our way. And he asked me:

"Pers year ka??" (First year ka??)

Then I gave him a nod.

Then he replied: "Walay klase karon. Attend mo dapat sa talk ni chancey. Utos ni siya sa Dean ninyo" (Walang klase ngayon til 10 am). You must attend chancey's dialogue. Your Dean posted a memo on us.

So I obeyed the guard and I went to Lorenzo Hall. Well, things were normal, students expressing their concerns about the school's environment, revisions of a certain course curriculum and etc. Then out of nowhere, my classmates arrived LATE, and they're making some hand signs, as if there was an emergency or whatnot. So I went out of the room despite masikip ang daanan palabas (kasi naman ang dami namin eh!). Then they made a HUUUGE revelation which made my heart sank for a long period of time. One of my classmate said this:


"Uie, alam mo bah? may klase gud si METALLOID (real name omitted for security reason) kanina. Tapos nag quiz kami but hindi lang niya chinek. Tapos may plus 50 kami sa first long exam. Konti lang kasi kami. Puntahan mo nalang siya doon."


I was really FRUSTRATED to him **SLASH** her. It's not because I didn't get the plus 50 incentive for the first long exam, it's only because of that FAACKEN Metalloid!!

BTW, bakit METALLOID ang codename? Simple. I just remembered my highschool chemistry teacher nung sinabi niya na ang metals and nonmetals had its unique properties. Then ang metalloid, half metal, half nonmetal. In that faux-kin' devil's case, half-half din siya, meaning -- BADING. A Faggot.

Okay, balik sa topic. Then I went to CSM (College of Science and Mathematics). Upon entering the building, the guard asked me and parang pinapaalis kami agad kasi nga walang klase. I just made a white lie. Duh. So I went to the faculty room, knocked the door and saw the METALLOID talking with the two pioneer professors here in UP. So I politely asked him (even nabibwisit na ako sa kanyang pagmumukha). Sarcasm.

Me: Sir, may klase pala kayo kanina? Diba may dialogue si chancey ngayon?

And he --**SLASH**-- SHE just replied in a conceited manner:

Metalloid: I had a lecture kanina. Ba't ka nandito? (I could sense na parang pinapaalis na ako).

Me: Uhm, sir kasi (with matching nervous voice) papunta na sana kami dito eh, bigla lang kami hinarang ng guard tas sabi niya raw may memong (memo) binigay ang dean para sa lahat ng mga teachers, stating that classes were suspended.

**Then the other two professors pointed out as well.

prof 1: Oo nga! Pati nga si Doc Navs (the father of all math teachers sa UP, hehe, ata? whatever) hinarang ng guard kanina sa admin.

The monkey replied as if he's the most intelligent being in the world.

Metalloid: I didn't received any MEMOS! So may klase pa rin ako.

Damn. Damn. DAMN. Faux Tah! So I asked him **SLASH** her for the last time.

Me: Sir, ang assignment ko? (as I was trying to reach the paper in my bag..)

Metalloid: Sa iyo na iyan. Just review it nalang for our next quiz.

I've heard the other two professors na kinausap pa yung animal na yun, but I left the room immediately. I cried. I cried because I was really disappointed and frustrated sa kanya (ganyan lang talaga ako pag masama talaga ang loob ko). Di ko mapigilan ang sarili ko. I'm super galit sa animal na yun. TANG-mother!

I've also learned na may loooong QUIZ kami sa kanyang subject. Bwisit. Hinahamon niya talaga ang patience ko. PWES. I'll prove him **SLASH** her WRONG. Kung kayang i-perfect ang kanyang exam or quizzes, eh di kayanin! BWISIT BWISIT BWISIT.

The sad thing was, even if we report this to the Dean or to the chancellor, kami pa rin ang talo. I'm sure pag-initan kami niyan sa kanyang class and eventually we'll get a dreadful five for a shallow reason.

Ang yabang mo yots! You're so so so conceited. Hindi ka pa nga nag masteral, ganon ka na, how much more kung nakakuha ka na ng doctorate degree. How I wish puputok na ang ulo mo dahil sa kayabangan mo. Very UNprofessional. When karma arrives in your flambouyant life, this is what I can say to your faux-king face:

MIRISI nimo YOTS! Gaba!